Saturday, December 18, 2010

5 Gifts That Should Be On Lady Gaga's Christmas List


Ever wonder what Lady Gaga would want for Christmas?


1.) Comfortable Shoes: For those private moments, away from the prying eyes of the papa-paparazzi, Lady Gaga NEEDS SOME UGGs. Seriously, girl, we know you are a slave to fashion. And we know your feet are the parts of you that suffer the most for it. So why not just cop yourself some UGGs and give your feet a rest already?

2.) Aaron Spelling's Mansion: It's only $150 million, and she's definitely going to need somewhere to put all your heel-less platform shoes. This place has a 17,000-square-foot attic that's been converted into a barber shop and beauty salon. Perfect to work on her walking dead look. Also, really nice natural light!

3.) Nicorette: Far safer than the cigarette glasses she wore in the "Telephone" video.

4.) Alpacas: Lady Gaga has allegedly had an up-and-down love life, including her relationship with her on-again, off-again man Luc Carl. Perhaps its time she just got a pet? We'd hate to see her walking around with a teacup Yorki in her purse, so hopefully she'll get something a little more exotic. Like an alpaca. Besides, in the winter, when she's cold, she can use their wool for sweaters. Not that we've ever seen Gaga in a sweater.

5.) An Italian Restaurant: This could be a post-music career for Lady Gaga, whom we already fancies herself something of a cook. She sent pizza to her fans waiting in line to see her on the "Today" show. And she's even invested in an Italian restaurant in New York City and apparently visited one of Brooklyn's most beloved pizza parlors. Wouldn't it be nice if she just opened a family Italian spot in Brooklyn and called it Mama Gaga's?

Sunday, December 12, 2010

WHY JESUS IS GREATER THAN SANTA CLAUS



Santa lives at the North Pole.
JESUS is everywhere.

Santa rides in a sleigh.
JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.

Santa comes but once a year.
JESUS is an ever present help.

Santa fills your stockings with goodies.
JESUS supplies all your needs.

Santa comes down your chimney uninvited.
JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your heart when invited.

You have to wait in line to see Santa.
JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.

Santa lets you sit on his lap.
JESUS lets you rest in His arms.

Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, what's your name?"
JESUS knew your name before you did.

Not only does He know your name,
He knows your address too.
He knows your history and future and
He even knows how many hairs are on your head.

Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly.
JESUS has a heart full of love.

All Santa can offer is HO HO HO.
JESUS offers Health, Help and Hope.

Santa says "You better not cry."
JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you."

Santa's little helpers make toys.
JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.

Santa may make you chuckle but.
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.

While Santa puts gifts under your tree.
JESUS became our gift and died on a tree.
Yes, from sin He sets us free!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Cool Face Shoe!









FINALLY! A Lady Gaga MEAT DRESS BARBIE!


It wasn't just high time for a Barbie version of Lady Gaga in her meat dress. It was actually well past time. But what better time to drop a Barbie in a Gaga meat dress than the third night of Hanukkah? (And I thought the new Matisyahu Hanukkah song was the perfect present!)

While we've seen Gaga Barbies before, meat dress Barbie Gaga doesn't exist... yet. It was just part of Entertainment Weekly's "Year In Gaga" feature--from its Entertainers Of The Year issue--in which the magazine excellently and INGENIOUSLY illustrated with real Barbie dolls dressed up in exacting replicas of her biggest and most memorable outfits of the year.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Bigger Gummy!


Measuring twenty-six inches in length and weighing a massive 3 pounds, Vat19′s giant gummy worm is 128 times larger than the ordinary worms you love to chew on.

Gummy bears are really good, but let’s face it, there way to small, and sometimes a whole bag of them isn’t enough to satisfy your craving of gooey goodness. The guys of Vat19 realized the seriousness of this issues and decided to finally do something about it. That’s pretty much how the world’s largest gummy worm was born.

Just like its smaller brothers, this chewy behemoth has a ribbed body, a nice smiley face so you know if you’re biting on its head or tail, and comes in a variety of dual flavors. The whole thing packs about 4,000 calories, but with a shelf life of around a year, you don’t have to rush and finish it all in one go.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Coffee Break


A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university of Notre Dame lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups."
"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change."
"Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."

Don't wait

Don't wait for a smile, to be nice
Don't wait to be loved, to love
Don't wait to be lonely, to recognise the value of a friend
Don't wait for the best job, to begin to work
Don't wait to have a lot, to share a bit
Don't wait for the fall to remember the aduse
Don't wait for pain to believe in prayer
Don't wait to have time, to be able to serve
Don't wait for anybody else pain, to ask for apology
Don't wait for the separation, to make it up
Don't wait because you don't know how long will it takes

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Think Happy Thoughts, and You’ll Fly




  • If you really think about it, it's really true. well, not literally you'll FLY when you think about happy thoughts but you'll feel so good and refresh like you're flying and free from problems and other stuff that worries you. I got this photo from flickr.com and when I saw this I thought it would be so nice if I put this on my blog. This line was taken from the movie Peter Pan ("You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting." ) and I think it's very whimsical and magical.

They’re alive! Small cardboard people


The special thing about these photos is that they add life to the tiny characters, and that gives you the impression that they all have a story to tell.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Busy, busy, busy!

I can't believe how third year life would be this frustrating. My schedule is full and I can't even do stuff that I usually do back then. This week for me is the most busy week. Imagine, our soliloquy for CAE, talumpati for CAF, and Mastery tests are on the same week and get this, EXAMS are going to be next week. How the heck can I study with all these things plus our projects (deadline: nest week)? This is so crazy, my mind is not at peace. I don't even know where to start but I hope I will do fine.





I think that, CRAMMING is the only way. I mean it's so hopeless. For once, I don't want to think of anything related to school. I wish it's already our sem. break. I think my mind is going to blow off any minute now because of all the random things that's not making any sense in my mind (ugh!). Hopefully not. But thankfully, third quarter will be less pressuring for me. It is because, people are going to be busy for the play festival. Busy for others because they are going to act or have a major part of the play but for me it's the other way around. Since I don't act, I think I will stay backstage helping with the lights and props, I will do less things; meaning less problems and worries for me.lol! I still hope I could surpass this all :D

A Walk to Remember



I've watched the movie "A Walk to Remember" years ago. Since I was a little girl up to now, I never got bored watching the film. I slept late last night just to watch the movie with my roommates (our dorm mistress didn't catch us.lol) and surprisingly found myself still crying after how many times I watched it. "A Walk to Remember" for me is a classic love story. It's full of love and heartbreaks but still touches me so much. I'm planning to read the book but I have no time since I'm very busy especially this week and next week. Even though, I know I will find a time to read it.





Every time I watch the movie, the scene I'm really excited to watch is where Mandy Moore sung for their play and Shane West kissed her and it's not even part of the script because he was starting to fall in love with her. It was so romantic and Shane West was so hot back then.


Nicholas Sparks did a great job and I'm really thankful that he wrote this kind of book. The ending was not I expected to be but maybe that's the thing that keep us drawn by Nicholas Sparks' books. Even though, "A Walk to remember" will always serve as an inspiration to all and the kind of book/movie that we'll all remember.

Dorm life :D

Have you ever experienced living in a house, full of unknown people all by yourself? Well, as for me, my whole three years I spent most of the time with the people I just met few years ago and these people change my life.

I live in a far place and I never expected that I would live in a dorm and spend my whole high school life by myself. Well, that's pretty tough. Everybody seemed a stranger to me and I was not use in the environment. I have to adjust to many things like the people, place, and even the language. I think I'm not be able to survive my high school years but I was wrong. It was easier for me to feel comfortable, it is because of my dormates. They welcomed me warm-heartedly and I never felt alone. And now, the people I put my trust into and the one I'm always with, is them. I don't feel homesick anymore because they are there by my side keeping me company.








This people made the worst and best of me and still accepted me for who I am. The memories I spent with them is one in a million. We build the kind of sisterhood that can't easily be forgotten. We are all different types of people and came together for a certain reason. I may not know that reason but I'm glad I've met them. They have become part of my life and will always be. And the very important lesson I've learned with my whole years being with them is that it's not where you are, it's who you're with.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Top 10 WEIRD laws

10: Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (umm OK, I’m sure the lamb appreciates that one)

9: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (OK, like THAT makes sense...)

8: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Ouch!)

7: Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (...a brick?)

6: The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is capitation. (Wonder how they enforce that one?)

5: There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Now let’s just think for a minute...is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

4: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. COOL)

3: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. (Of course!)

2: In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (We have to presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law...)

And the wierdest law in the world is...

1: In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (I shudder at the thought. How many of us would be virgins today?)